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Original: 9/26/2005 1:43 PM
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Monday, September 26, 2005

 

Dear Diary,

  You know political correctness?  It's stupid.  And there's one issue in particular that really makes me angry.  I'm tired of being politcally correct about this!  No more can my feelings be repressed!!  I'm just going to come out and say it.  (Hehe, come out.)  Well I'm officially declaring that I hate gays!  You gasp!  You say, why Michelle?  Why would you do such a thing?  It's simple!  They're competition!  You walk in somewhere and you some cutsie and you're like, "Omg, hi."
"Hi."
"I'm Michelle."
"I'm cute."
"I know.  Let's go get some dinner!"
"Sorry, I can't."
"What?  Why?"
"Because I'm going with that guy over there.  He just asked me, sorry."

  GRR!!  STUPID GAY PEOPLE.  Always prancing around, being gay and taking the men!  Well, from this day henceforth, I declare my official protest of homosexuality in America!

- Michelle

Update:  That sneaky Milton... I tell him I don't think of him as one of them, but really I talk about him behind is back.  Like right now.  Stupid Milton.
- Michelle

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hahahah! You tell em.
Posted 9/26/2005 1:50 PM by Collin1985 - reply

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haha all the good ones seems to be gay eh? lol
Posted 9/26/2005 2:09 PM by aubs627 - reply

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Well put Michelle, not that I'm available or anything, but no stupid gay man would take me away from you if you were to offer to buy me dinner!
Posted 9/26/2005 2:26 PM by RdKingClassic03 Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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so sad but so true
Posted 9/26/2005 2:40 PM by sittingtyping - reply

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they take all the good ones too!!
Posted 9/26/2005 3:24 PM by ladylucko2 - reply

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Consistently funny. Two thumbs up. Roger and Ebert say, "We may be gay, but she still yerks our yankers!"
~Eddie
Posted 9/26/2005 4:28 PM by Roland_deschain_82 - reply

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Ya gotta watch out for the gays. They're up to no good just like the fatties.
This has got me thinking, hmmm <thinking>, hmmm <thinking some more> what if I pretended to be gay and therefore unavailible, would I be in greater demand? Would the girlies all want to conquer and shag me? If I ever decide to test the theory I'll give you a call and we'll like hang out and stuff but just as friends so don't get any ideas.
Posted 9/26/2005 4:50 PM by UR_MUSE Xanga True Member - reply

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Preach it, sister. All the good ones seem to be gay. :(
Posted 9/26/2005 7:13 PM by cowonahill - reply

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can i get an amen?!?
Posted 9/26/2005 7:36 PM by Brn2run1987 - reply

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beep beep beep
Posted 9/26/2005 11:08 PM by anth0nyc Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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well I guess I like the gays for the same reason you hate them. They leave more women for me!
Posted 9/27/2005 1:04 AM by azthebaz - reply

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The only problem, azthebaz is that sometimes, even if you do like women, you can be mistaken for a gay guy if you're one of three things - shy and scared (to ask women out), sensitive (about a lot of things), and ESPECIALLY if you write things.  Seriously, I hate stereotypes.  They cost me my high school!  That sucks!

There are guys in this world who still care about morality and the common good.  Believe me!

Posted 9/27/2005 1:51 AM by ascribe2thelord - reply

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Write things? Dear god, I hope you're lying.

Of course, having "they don't ask me out because they think I'm gay" is a far better reason than "cuz I'm ugly".

Posted 9/27/2005 6:02 AM by Suigami - reply

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I love the guys that pretend to be gay long enough to get in your pants. tricky like jesus

Posted 9/28/2005 12:01 AM by lvbrucew - reply

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I'm not politically incorrect.  I'm stupidity challenged.  Let's face it, you have to be a special kind of stupid to have to try to be politically correct all the time.
Posted 9/28/2005 11:13 AM by janusfiles Xanga True Member - reply

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PC is so overrated hahaha
being PC is no fun lol
Posted 9/28/2005 5:39 PM by IcedGreekie - reply

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I want harry back
Posted 9/28/2005 5:44 PM by xoxblu3y3s - reply

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Hummbug?
Posted 9/29/2005 10:15 AM by ratman653 - reply

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Bring back the Potter stories!

That is all.

~Fox

Posted 9/29/2005 11:38 AM by ArcticFox81 - reply

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hm
technically that would leave more girls for me
Posted 9/29/2005 11:56 AM by JoeTheGuy - reply

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Same thing goes for female wrestlers. See some hot girl, hit on her, turns out some other girl is hitting on her. Darn you, Trish Stratus! Darn you, Torrie Wilson! Save some for the idiot in the wife-beater! Stupid WWE divas...

Jim

Posted 9/29/2005 12:23 PM by wordwarrior39 Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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Haha... and personally I don't really dig the rainbows either.

I am with you all the way!!!

Posted 9/30/2005 2:19 PM by frank_the_fish - reply

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Hey! You're a female! Come vote in my poll! See my most recent entry! Thanks!
Posted 10/2/2005 1:31 AM by chrisjnelson - reply

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I wonder if the six white people left in the Superdome were gay?

Posted 10/3/2005 8:26 PM by GirlBassPlayersRock - reply

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Things aren't tough enough.  But -- they gotta get dates, too.
Posted 10/4/2005 12:01 AM by twoberry Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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