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Posted by: sororitygirl Original: 11/23/2005 9:37 AM Views: 70 Comments: 14 eProps: 26 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Dear Diary,

Horrible news. Where have I been for months?! I was captured by Greenpeace and just made it out alive. I must recover from my harrowing journey before I can tell you what they made me do. Oh... the horrors of being a Greenpeace galley slave are beyond imagination!!!

- Michelle

Update: On the plus side, all the 20 hour rowing days, beatings, and the battles with whalers really made me lose some pounds!
- Michelle

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Now I can celebrate Thursday and truly be thankful.......You are back! Praise The Lord and Pass The Turkey!

Posted 11/23/2005 9:39 AM by RdKingClassic03

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Well, now that your back, could you please resume your efforts to institute Global Warming? It's getting cold and I don't like it.

Posted 11/23/2005 10:03 AM by notforprophet

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i didn't know what to do with my life without my fave sorority girl

Posted 11/23/2005 10:35 AM by rainelyn - reply

Damn those enviromentalist bastards. Let's show them... everyone go kill a whale.
-HH

Posted 11/23/2005 10:50 AM by henryhiggins - reply

That's great Michelle! And good that you got away from them. Bad Greenpeace! Bad, bad, bad!!!

Posted 11/23/2005 12:31 PM by ascribe2thelord - reply

Welcome back!!! I take it that you won't be going on any "cruises" this holiday season now?

Posted 11/23/2005 2:28 PM by Dantheman24 - reply

Welcome back. Don't trust those enviromentalist wackos. They are such liars. One time, I was printing some stuff and they're like, "Printing paper wastes trees!". And I went, "Noooo way. Obviously paper is made from popeye-rus like I learned in class today. Popeye-rus comes from denial. And denial ain't trees!"

I never saw them again.

Posted 11/23/2005 7:00 PM by pyromenger - reply

Heh, welcome back.

Whalers huh? Didja get a harpoon? Those are sweet.

Posted 11/23/2005 10:54 PM by Suigami - reply

Eco terrorists scare me.

Posted 11/24/2005 2:38 AM by azthebaz - reply

::Yawning:: Wow just woke up after giving thanks that you were safe, seems we ate with some of your Greenpeace friends, they said they were from PETA, and I said "Oh..... People Eating Tasty Animals?" For some reason they didn't talk to me the rest of the night and they ate some Vegan dish "ToFurkey"

Posted 11/25/2005 9:22 AM by RdKingClassic03

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